I'm a terrible person.
I saw something, and instantly decided I needed to mock it. But since everyone else was already mocking it one way, I needed to find my own unique take on it. And now you can own a piece of my mockery.
Go to my shop and purchase your very own Paris Hilton letter from Jail mug, pillow, T-shirt or panties. We may not be able to rid the world of her, but now is your chance to say, "At least we'll always have Paris... in jail."