The Everything Test.
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more cynical than idealist, more follower than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits,
you are slutty (79%),
romantic (71%),
horny (64%),
intellectual (63%).
Stereotypes
Prep (100%)
College Student (73%)
Young Professional (70%)
Life Experience
Sex (27%)
Substances (22%)
Travel (56% )
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 79% of the time.
Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Middle Class. You make more than 97% of those who have taken this test, and 57% more than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 79%, hotter than 96% of other test takers.
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Okay, how can I be 79% slutty, but only 27% sex experience? This is like those horoscope readings that just keep saying contrary things to get you to agree.
With that in mind, it did nail me on the 100% preppy, though I am not 73% a college student. Then it gets that I am Liberal, and duh, most of my friends would agree with me.
As for my life being rated R, I was really hoping for an artistic NC-17 but you just can't fight the review board. I think it told me I was 79% hot just to get me to post it. It worked.
Then I just needed to double check and discovered that I am actually
Quelle disappointment, not even PG-13!!! The irony being that this blog got that rating because I used the word "ass" once - as is "big Ass Sunflowers" and the word "sex" twice - which would count even if I was writing a Christian pamphlet that said "no sex before marriage". Now I just want to write some filthy words and have it evaluated again... Cause you know I need a higher rating for my big ass gay gay gay blog!
Made it.
And just for irony's sake, I put in the address of a nice Christian woman I am friends with here on-line, Carolyn. Be sure to check out her blog, it must be exciting because here is her rating:
14 comments:
I am so DIIRRRTTTYYYY!! What does a girl have to do to be rated "R"? I am so excited to have gotten the coveted NC-17. I would like to thank Jim, who is obviously my biggest fan. Just goes to show you that even "nice Christian girls" aren't that nice.
Thank God you said "biggest" and not "largest" as I am having one of those "I regret eating ice cream for lunch" kind of days...
Can you believe your blog is filthier than mine? Probably because they don't factor in the comments. Fuckers.
Don't worry about your ice cream for lunch. I ate half a jar of pickles a half hour ago. Yep, I'm going to regret that later.
Just use "ass" and "shit" in your next blog and you are golden.
BTW--I think it's nice that when people click on the link to my blog, the first thing they see is GET YOUR FAT ASS TO REHAB. Really shows my soft, cuddly, Jesus-loving side. :-)
hehe, glad I could help you be a lil less bored. With regards to the blog rating site you mentioned, I'm PG-13. I remember being NC-17 just a few weeks ago because of the word gay. I guess they removed that eh. Cuz you know the word gay is ONLY IN the title of the blog.
I like that you are both slutty and romantic. Does that mean you decorate the sling with rose petals and candles?
I coulda sworn you were an R a few weeks ago! Or maybe that was me? I can't remember. I'm going to have to take that test now and see what it says.
I love that Carolyn got an NC-17. *giggle* Hee!
Crap! That test takes took long! It took 30 minutes!
Here we go:
Personality
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are innovative (71%), romantic (71%), artistic (64%), intellectual (63%).
Stereotypes
Old Geezer 83%
Young Professional 70%
Hippie 68%
Life Experience
Sex 23%
Substances 30%
Travel 21%
Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 83% of the time. Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Working Class. You make more than 64% of those who have taken this test, and 42% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 33%, hotter than 1% of other test takers.
I totally get the Hippie percentage, but OLD GEEZER?!
And as for Rachel's sex percentage, let's just say I know a few things about her, and number of things about me... there is no way we are within 4 percentage points of each other... (I should be quite a bit further ahead of her)
They snubbed Asia! We both should have higher traveling points because they didn't even have Asia as a traveling choice, at ALL. That's wrong.
Oh, and to Silly Billy, I think slutty AND romantic means you tell ALL the boys you love them and you want to have their babies right after you pick out china together...
Of course that is NOT me.
I was slutty and romantic, too. I think it means that you have a sex life, but don't get laid nearly as much as you'd like to.
And that's most people.
"you have a sex life, but don't get laid nearly as much as you'd like."
That's it!
They're off on a few things. Like being a leader, and being lazy.
I also think I am more artistic then engineering focused.
Bah.
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more rebel than traditional, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurous (94%), innovative (93%), intellectual (81%), slutty (68%).
STEREOTYPES
College Student (82%)
Prep (77%)
Punk Rock (67%)
LIFE EXPERIENCE
Sex (42%)
Substances (78%)
Travel (26%)
POLITICS
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom
you agree with around 79% of the time.
SOCIOECONOMIC
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class.
You make more than 87% of those who have taken this test,
and 10% more than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 64%, hotter than 64% of other test takers.
Ha, and the 'substances' cracks me up.
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