Uh, this test thing has messed up my template. Since my computer drives that hold all my music and photos are not working, I have to find things to amuse myself on-line. I got this test via jay+gay=me.
The Everything Test.
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.
Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)
You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more cynical than idealist, more follower than leader, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits,
you are slutty (79%),
College Student (73%)
Young Professional (70%)
Travel (56% )
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 79% of the time.
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Middle Class. You make more than 97% of those who have taken this test, and 57% more than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 79%, hotter than 96% of other test takers.
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Okay, how can I be 79% slutty, but only 27% sex experience? This is like those horoscope readings that just keep saying contrary things to get you to agree.
With that in mind, it did nail me on the 100% preppy, though I am not 73% a college student. Then it gets that I am Liberal, and duh, most of my friends would agree with me.
As for my life being rated R, I was really hoping for an artistic NC-17 but you just can't fight the review board. I think it told me I was 79% hot just to get me to post it. It worked.
Then I just needed to double check and discovered that I am actually
Quelle disappointment, not even PG-13!!! The irony being that this blog got that rating because I used the word "ass" once - as is "big Ass Sunflowers" and the word "sex" twice - which would count even if I was writing a Christian pamphlet that said "no sex before marriage". Now I just want to write some filthy words and have it evaluated again... Cause you know I need a higher rating for my big ass gay gay gay blog!
And just for irony's sake, I put in the address of a nice Christian woman I am friends with here on-line, Carolyn. Be sure to check out her blog, it must be exciting because here is her rating: