you know that guy over there? the one playing with his phone? guess what? its me!
i've stolen the husbands phone while we shit, er, sit on a runway in austin tex-ass.
we were headed to new orleans. weather closed the dallas airport. now its been an hour and they've announced an additional TWO more hours before they consider taking off to go to dallas.
we are now those people you read about in the news. no idea if we will even make it to new orleans tonight. bugger.